Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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