God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It's blow job season.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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