When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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