He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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