How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
