she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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