Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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