HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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