for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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