Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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