real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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