i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
