No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
