Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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