love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
