We're facebook friends in real life
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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