I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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