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I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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