what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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