DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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I need you to use more vowels.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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