Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
