I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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