sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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