her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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