She's JV to your varsity
another moral hangover. fuck.
4 words: hood of his car
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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