dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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