And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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