I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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