last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
