Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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Oh Jesus.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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