atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So squirting runs in the family.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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