it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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