fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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