my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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