I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
you made out with another girl for some wings
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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