She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Life is so much better after having sex.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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