I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
