My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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