Tell her she can't have a vagina
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He better not be in your backpack
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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