I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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