So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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