Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
zippers are such a cool invention
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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