You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
so explain again why im purple
no
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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