awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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