And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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