How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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