I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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