What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
