so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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