No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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