I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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