Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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