it hurts more in the daytime
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
