He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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